Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

I'm from St. Louis and this classic Christmas song was in the Judy Garland musical "Meet Me in St. Louis." Yeah!

So have yourself a merry little Christmas and enjoy this parody version I made up after spending all morning baking cookies with my "unnamed bar review" companion.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Dysfunctional Family Version
By Moi

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Even though all your family does is fight
Try not to let Uncle Pete get too drunk tonight

And you know Aunt Sue always tells you that you've gained weight
And your mother's a caustic, bitter cow
But that's no reason to stop talking to her now

Here we are as in olden days
Co-dependence, anti-depressant days of yore
Drunk Uncle Pete telling of drug busts
As he sits and cuss, once more

Maybe some day he'll get himself in AA
If the fates allow
Until then we'll just tell the cops come right now
And in a jail cell he'll have a sober little Christmas now