More things to warp your fragile little minds
Being raised by a school teacher and an electrical engineer there was always plenty of reading material at our house. They were serious people who didn't care for things like keeping up with the latest trends, movies, music or people. Therefore it was only natural that I would become obsessed with all those things.
They wanted me to be a lawyer. They got an entertainment reporter. I don't really see a difference there.
That said, I love pointless information. I just do. And I love pointless information about celebrities, but *gasp* I don't want to pay for that information. That's why I used — the celebrity blogs.
All sugar and nothing of use whatsoever, completely empty-headed and mindless in every way and just as fun as ripping into a hot box o' Krispy Cremes with none of that pesky guilty after taste. (Or getting cold and disgusting.)
Why? You don't believe me? Digest this!
Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan. I don't know why it's funny, but Trent thinks it is!
It's "Pink Is the New Blog!" Could it be more pointless? Yes! And that would only make it better. It's literally nothing but random pictures of famous people and one nosy guy's (Trent's) snarky comments. Today he's all over Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' increasingly horrifying relationship which has now hit "engagement zone," ensuring that this horror is going to go on and on until it explodes and gets gunk all over us.
Clovis' own Mr. Britney Spears — Kevin Federline.
There's famous and there's fake famous and then there's "Fresno Famous!" Just when you thought it was safe to that drive up the five, there's a web site keeping track on all that is interestingly weird going on in Fresno. The "Sour Grapes blog is especially lovely and the site further proves to me that the Bako, the Fresno and Visalia are all like bitter distant cousins who all hate Los Angeles.
Check out the information superhighway 99, courtesy of Fresyes.com, another delightful central valley blog that's all gooey filler. Nothing to make that noggin' work too hard.
Speaking of fun, light reading, there's also my personal favorite ... Go Fug Yourself!
Hey, buddy! I don't have any change. Oh wait, that's just Ashton Kutchner getting "fugly."
As someone who likes fashion, I also enjoy anti-fashion and on "Go Fug Yourself" they celebrate the notion that fugly is the new pretty. If you want a definition of fugly? Well, a pictures worth a thousand definitions of fugly.
Specifically this one ...
It's Chloe Sevigny. I like her acting, but her clothes! She makes me laugh.
Wear what you want, Bakersfield! Famous people do! And MAN, that was pointless! Just like I like it. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming of D-list celebrities ballroom dancing and Vanilla Ice's comeback.
They wanted me to be a lawyer. They got an entertainment reporter. I don't really see a difference there.
That said, I love pointless information. I just do. And I love pointless information about celebrities, but *gasp* I don't want to pay for that information. That's why I used — the celebrity blogs.
All sugar and nothing of use whatsoever, completely empty-headed and mindless in every way and just as fun as ripping into a hot box o' Krispy Cremes with none of that pesky guilty after taste. (Or getting cold and disgusting.)
Why? You don't believe me? Digest this!
Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan. I don't know why it's funny, but Trent thinks it is!
It's "Pink Is the New Blog!" Could it be more pointless? Yes! And that would only make it better. It's literally nothing but random pictures of famous people and one nosy guy's (Trent's) snarky comments. Today he's all over Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' increasingly horrifying relationship which has now hit "engagement zone," ensuring that this horror is going to go on and on until it explodes and gets gunk all over us.
Clovis' own Mr. Britney Spears — Kevin Federline.
There's famous and there's fake famous and then there's "Fresno Famous!" Just when you thought it was safe to that drive up the five, there's a web site keeping track on all that is interestingly weird going on in Fresno. The "Sour Grapes blog is especially lovely and the site further proves to me that the Bako, the Fresno and Visalia are all like bitter distant cousins who all hate Los Angeles.
Check out the information superhighway 99, courtesy of Fresyes.com, another delightful central valley blog that's all gooey filler. Nothing to make that noggin' work too hard.
Speaking of fun, light reading, there's also my personal favorite ... Go Fug Yourself!
Hey, buddy! I don't have any change. Oh wait, that's just Ashton Kutchner getting "fugly."
As someone who likes fashion, I also enjoy anti-fashion and on "Go Fug Yourself" they celebrate the notion that fugly is the new pretty. If you want a definition of fugly? Well, a pictures worth a thousand definitions of fugly.
Specifically this one ...
It's Chloe Sevigny. I like her acting, but her clothes! She makes me laugh.
Wear what you want, Bakersfield! Famous people do! And MAN, that was pointless! Just like I like it. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming of D-list celebrities ballroom dancing and Vanilla Ice's comeback.
posted by Danielle Belton @ 10:18 AM
2 Comments:
At 4:36 PM,
Danielle Belton said…
Nerds! Nerds! I'm surrounded by nerds!
Aren't you, like, an accountant nerd now?
Love
At 4:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Actually, this is a pretty hot outfit, and I am not into Sevigny at all usually.
Post a Comment
<< Home