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Oh, That's funny ...

It's the Milkshaketh and it brings all the folks to the blog — as seen on Pinkth Is The New Blog.

In other horrible news, the e-mail follies have caused my Chris Isaak interview notes to disappear into quite possibly, perpetuity. Damn it! Damn perpetuity! And it was a good interview and everything. He was all funny and sexy and he made jokes and we laughed and laughed. He invited you all out the show.

Well, he invited me. But he invited you too. In spirit. Why e-mail! Why did you have to crashth and destroyth my lifeth! Into all perpetuity ... All my phone contacts are gone. E-mail contacts. My cell phone numbers for Cyndi Lauper and Snoop Dogg's lackey. Bo Derek's e-mail address. My list of "Words of the week."

My words of the WEEK, ya'll! I've been collecting them from before I even started writing Word on the Street! Now the only big, crummy word I can think of was my "word of the week" courtesy of UPN's Top Model -- perpetuity.

Perpetuity. It means "forever." As in, my cell phone number for Brian "Head" Welch may be gone forever ...

I gotta get myself together, ya'll, I'm all kinds of verklempt.