Public Apology

I'd like issue a public apology to The Empty Space for not attending them Empties on Sunday.

No, I twas not snubbing you. I was ill.

I am better now. Send me the bill and let's have pancakes some morning.

And to all those offended by my New Years Eve article. I do apologize. Jokes, they were jokes. Sometimes acerbic humor's not for everyone. Perhaps if you met me in person you would realize quickly that I'm like that happy bunny that says depressing things on those T-shirts in Hot Topic that I never buy.

Of course the bunny's probably meaner than me, but all the depressing stuff. That's pretty accurate.

Sidenote: If you consider yourself a lover of the punk rock, click on the Hot Topic and either A) double over in laughter or B) start beating your computer with a baseball bat. You know? Whatever you punk lovin' kids do?