Bakersfield Ninjas

Tracy Hedra, you crafty little video vixen. You tried to play it off like you guys didn't finish this thing. But I found it on Nick Belardes' web site and it's HILARIOUS!

And now I share it with you ... Bakersfield Ninjas. Tracy initially asked me to be down with this project by playing "Maya Angelou." I declined. Not because I don't like Tracy. I think she's super fab, but I don't act. It's one of my Meatloaf, "I would do anything for love (of art), but I won't act. No, no! I won't act! (In an independent comedy skit)."

Anyway, it's a gut-busting good time. And it's got that guy in there who was my hot male model for my summer fashion spread! And it's got that other guy who went on TV with me dressed in pink tights at, like, 6 a.m. at KBAK-TV to promote "Hurry Up, Santa!"

Don't you people run from me! I will find you and I WILL put you on my blog!

Ha! HA! See you at Blockbuster, Tracy!