More Stuff N' Junk

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you, please don't take my man!

I was so late finding this thing, but since everyone is already all up on The White Stripes I decided to give them some breathing room. Find the band on my own. But this Dolly Parton cover is un-friggin-believable. And that's not just because I equate The White Stripes to being the musical equivalent of Johnny Depp and I just remove Jack White's face and put Johnny's there instead. It's not. IT'S NOT!

And happy reading. Here's actor-turned-director David Duchovny's blog about his movie "The House of D." I like The Duchovny. The Duchovny is cool, although I don't know why the "X-File" star is afraid of the shift key. The shifty key is your friend, David. It's here to help. The best part of the blog is his "Best of the 70s" iPod song collection where he proves that celebrity's are just as lame as the rest of us. "Build Me Up Buttercup?" "Landslide?" "Satillite of Love?" Man, you're lame, Duchovny! As lame as me.