Maybe I'll get to use Ahmed Ahmed's number after all

"I love you more, baby. I love you more," Vince said as drunk Bakersfield women screamed that he was hot, in unison, over and over like really old varsity cheerleaders this September.

Attention all Jennifer Anniston spotters (re: stalkers), her "Maybe it's real, Maybe it's Maybelline" boyfriend is coming back to town.

Yes. You heard me right. Vince Vaughn and his comedy buddies are coming back to Bakersfield. I know. You're like, I just saw them! And didn't you write, like, ten-thousand stories about it? Yes and yes. They were here in September as part of the Wild West Comedy Tour which officially ended Oct. 11. But, whatever. Who keeps track of those things? Weirdly enough a drunk comic gave me his phone number because ... ahem ... I'm apparently have enough charisma to get drunk comic's cell phone numbers.

Well, Ahmed Ahmed, the drunk comic who gave me the number to his "Bat Phone," and the rest of the Get-A-Long Gang are coming for Buck Owens' New Years Eve Party (Dec. 31st) at the Crystal Palace with Buck and Dwight Yoakam ... so be still your pitter-pattering little hearts.

If you missed the show the first time around this is your second chance. The swami in me tells me that this shindig will probably sell out pretty quick, so, um ... be prepared when you make your reservations at the Crystal Palace.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday, Nov. 5. Call the Crystal Palace at 328-7560 for more info.