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Monday, October 03, 2005

Cause You Can't See Faces On the Radio!

But you can on Danielle Belton Online ...


She breaks the news live and direct for KERN 1410 -- the lovely Maricela Solorio. Her favorite color is black and she once set me up on a date. He was nice, but we were too busy to ever hook up.

An on-going blog feature featuring the faces of local radio ...

You love them. You hate them. They're radio personalities. Some are controversial. Some just chat between the songs and commericials. But haven't you always wondered what the HELL these people look like? I've scoured the web in search of pictures of the Bakersfield radio folk you listen to everday (since they make it so hard to find those pictures on their web sites) and I'm going to post their pics for you so you can finally put a face to the voice.

MEATHEAD AND DESI, KRAB RADIO


Californian file photo of Meathead and Desi, guess who's who?

Desi, we were supposed to go to plays and stuff together and we never hooked up. And I was supposed to give you boys a bar tour. I'm sure Rocky's got you all acquainted with that scene though by now ...

ROCKY NA$H, KRAB RADIO


Hotter than hell ... it's Rocky Na$h. Rocker. DJ. Tough chick.

I love Rocky Nash. She's just cool people. She also takes some great pictures, some of which I can actually post to my blog without being accused of being "indecent."





I know that she has this whole hard rocker image, but every time I see her I think, "What a nice woman!" She's so sweet and friendly. We keep meaning to go to lunch together and then not going. I just think she's the best.

JAMIE WHITE, KLLY 95.3 FM


Now Danny-free, Jamie White.

She's not truly local as she's based out of LA, but her show's only broadcast LA, here and one other place that I can't recall, so I'm counting her as local. Plus she's funny, she's pretty and I like hearing about her self-destructive relationships on the air. Oh, and Jack and Stench are funny too.

PARTYBOY BUELLER, KLLY 95.3 FM


He likes to party. Of course here, he looks like he likes to model.

Dude. You really need a bigger picture. I know that the original of this glamour shot has to be a huge 8x10 glossy. People wanna see your face!

INGA BARKS, 1410 KERN NEWS/TALK


The ever controversial conservative talk show host, Inga Barks.

Inga, we probably don't agree on much (re: nothing) but I think you deserve a bigger picture than this! I would have used the pics we had at The Californian but they're from friggin' 1999 and I just wasn't going to do that to you whether I liked your show or not. Those pictures were not flattering.


Who me? Controversial? Not me. Never that.

You're really pretty! Get a nice big mug shot so the world can see you in all your blonde glory there. You're on two radio stations now. (Fresno's KMJ) Might as well flaunt it.

MARK MARTINEZ, KGET-AM 970


Here's Mark and now you know.

Sadly enough, I know nothing about this man, so I can't comment other than your pic's a decent size. It's out of focus, but bigger than Inga's mini pics. He's on from noon to 2 p.m., folks. But let's get to somebody I know better.

RALPH BAILEY, KNZR NEWS 1560 AM


A friend of a friend -- the always interesting and opinionated Ralph Bailey.

Ralph, I know you. I've been on your show. You've got to get a bigger picture. I know you might beg to differ but people totally want to see your face!

And that's it for now. You gotta voice who's face you want to see? Post below and I will search high and low for pictures of them! Or you can e-mail me at dbelton@bakersfield.com if you're a DJ or talk host who wants to send me a nice BIG picture of yer self so you can say a big hello to all.

20 Comments:

  • At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A little critique:

    1) Maricela, I know you're seriously pissed the facial lady accidentally waxed ALL of your eyebrows off your face, but you can at least give a little smile that your pencil brows are so wonderfully angular.

    2) Meathead, your hair is growing upside down on your head and Desi is very confused by this. He sees your chin, and thinks, is that your hair butt crack? Hint: go see Maricela's wax lady.

    3) Rocky, can you say "Courtney Love?" Get over yourself and get your own identity.

    4) Jamie, where's Jack and Stench? Are they even uglier than you? Cuz your Jessica Simpson look-alike routine is awful. Thank god they didn't put Jack and Stench in the promo.

    5) Party Boy: You had to come up with a cool name cuz you look like a wimp who gets beat up at the frat parties. Work out, man.

    6) Inga, for closed-minded female dog, you surprise me by looking like my mother. Hm. You're cute.

    7) Mark Martinez: I don't know anything about you either, but if you're liberal you're Ok by me. You're not cute though.

    8) Ralph: I've heard too many stories about you to comment. Um, yah, get a date.

    Danielle: Get me some more photos, STAT! This is fun!

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Blogger Nick Belardes said…

    Inga stole my coveted 'A Celebration' U2 pin in high school. I really need to get over it... wow--J reminds me of the top best and worst dressed in Bakersfield that Enrique Fuentes wrote... harsh but funny. As drummer Cesareo Garasa says, we all have to laugh at ourselves...

     
  • At 8:53 AM, Blogger Danielle Belton said…

    Thanks for the heads up, Rob. I'll check'em out.

    Danielle

     
  • At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The KRAB Morning show gang rocks.
    They've been more then helpful for our production of The Hobbit
    Meathead is the perfect Smaug. Rocky and Desi have also helped out a great deal.

     
  • At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The Californian ran a nice article on the longest running pair presently now on radio ...Bob and Cindy with the 1350KBID live radio auction. You can see their pictures on the website www.1350kbid.com

     
  • At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    THAT is partyboy Bueller??? He's cute. Is he single? Can you hook me up? I'll be watching this blog in answers to my questions. Hehe lol

     
  • At 8:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ralph get a bigger picture? That would scare people away from your blog!...I used to put the guy on TV and I still feel guilty for it.

    Just kidding Ralphy boy.
    Your old pal Kev

     
  • At 2:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What about SPANISH radio personalities? be deocratic.

    Thanks.

     
  • At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...And Spanish radio personalities.
    35% of the population in Kern County listen to a Spanish radio station.

     
  • At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Tell the El Popular or th El Californio newspaper to do a blog on Spanish personanlities. This particular one is in English like your comment is, if you didn't notice.

     
  • At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Settle down guys....Marcella is engaged to the gorgeous Blake Taylor...who just happens to be her boss!

     
  • At 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the pics of Rocky that u can't post: Where might those be?


    Kern-town may have some great radio personalities but you know what's better about reading about them here? You don't actually have to hear them.

     
  • At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Inga, She Wolf of the Bako SS: imagine her in some tasty lil' white uniform and cap, with like a leather coat and fur collar...Ja Meine Frau! I could so see her too with Mizz Marilee Shriker in some high tech nazi lesbo-bondage flick

     
  • At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The first broad looks like Gene Simmons.

     
  • At 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Inga is a sweet person who needs to know that she is not the godess of radio....we all know Rachel is!

     
  • At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How about that guy on 103.9 Dirty Sanchez? I want to see what's so dirty about him!

     
  • At 11:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dirty Sanchez is now on KRAB. By the way he is Rachal Legan's brother so look at her pic and think shorter hair.

     
  • At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why can't anyone tell Rocky Crash that she sings like she's tone deaf. She may be cool in some ways, but she does very little to support other musicians in the local scene.

     

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